ooops!

hello darlings, a major crisis happened to me last night. while i was innocently cuddling up and kissing another bloke, his mate (whom i pulled the other night) walked in and got the completely wrong end of the stick. we were just having a bit of fun but he reckoned there was more to it and that we were lusting for each other. it seems to have worked out for the better though as all it has done has made my pull jealous and all protective of me, oh its so sweet! plus it looks like we will be able to pick up where we left off at in whalsay. im so happy, i love guys fighting over me and being the centre of their affections. it makes me feel so special!

return to form

hello dolls, my life is just fabulous at the moment. i have rediscovered my pulling power and in whalsay of all places! while i was at party on my favourite island i managed to sink my claws into a fit peice of fine young blood. he is younger than me but what the heck? hes hot and im fed up of pulling middle aged men. so we left the party to go back to his for a bit more private action but my fun was somewhat restricted by some local mutant who chose to follow us back and sleep in the same bed as us. what a loser! i know im the desire of many lads but he really should just have accepted it wasnt going to be his night and left me to get my desires seen to!

about time!

good news children, finally after almost a month i have finally pulled, thank god! its been the longest ive ever gone without a snog since i started i high school, i was about to call it a day, take out my pension and get some blue rinse for my hair. well although it was good to see some action again, it didnt real count all that much as the bloke in question ive had the pleasure of pulling on numerous other occasions. what did make the pull all the more sweeter was that my good friend cathy was trying to pull the same bloke. if he had turned me down to pull my geeky friend, i would probably have headed to the knab. thankfully i was saved from that fate, when the spunk in question choose me for a bit of hot tongue on tongue action. i wasnt even drunk, now thats a result!

horrible halloween

hi darlings, how r u doing? im having a truly horrid halloween,even worse than meeting dracula, frankenstein or a bunch of circus freaks down a dark alley. i went out last night to a halloween party at norscot with some of my good friends to hear junk deluxe play. i even went to the effort and dressed up in a very hot, belly dancing whore costume in an attempt to end my pulling drought. and did it work? no! im so furious, even the hunch back of notre-dame and the elephant man seen more action than me. im soooo depressed when will i ever pull again?

its good to be back

after two of the hardest days of my life, i have decided to start smoking,drinking and taking drugs again. i finally came back to my senses today when i realised that i had nothing to do with my time without my narcotic pleasures. god life is so dull without being drunk! so dont fear my halo has been put back on the shelf and the old leigh is back, so beware boys! on another note i heard a rumour about me today, alledgedly im getting it on with an old flame. just because we had a chinese together people asume im his sweet and sour dip! its just not on, i dont just give myself to anyone you know. be assured if i did it would appear on this site first! so please leave the rumours and gossip for me to spread about you, not vice versa.

enough is enough

hello angels, today is a brand new start for me, i have decided to go clean!! yes you heard correctly. after spending last night in the northstar all by my lonesome taking photos of my favourite band junk deluxe, i had a moment of clarity. i seen a bunch of drunken gimps dancing fuelled by alcohol and drugs, then i realised thats exactly what im like when i go out. so as from today i am no longer a degenerate, i have giving up drinking,smoking and drugs. i feel so clean and all nice but dont worry blokes, iv not giving up taking advantage of you for my personal pleasure!

hard times

hello again darlings, times are hard at the moment, i have gone almost two weeks without pulling anyone. even my good friend cathy has pulled more than me recently and she is a total geek.while she was pulling some yokel accordian player at scalloway hall last saturday i was cooking pasta for some circus freaks in aith. what was worse was that i didnt even get a snog of any of them!! its the last time i make them tea, it was totally inconsiderate and selfish of them! im just going to make more of an effort on the pull this week. so any guys out there who want to be used by my good self, you can find me at the northstar this saturday.